D O I T Y O U R S E L F

HERE IS MY TRIBUTE DRESS TO MICHAEL JACKSON (CUE CROTCH GRAB, SHRILL SCREAM AND LOOK LEFT) THE ONLY MAN I KNOW THAT LOOKS BETTER  WITH  AN A...

J U N G L E F E V E R

OKAY. SO THIS IS MY FIRST "DAY OFF" IN ALMOST TWO WEEKS. IN EXCHANGE FOR FOURTEEN DAYS OF WORKIN IT' I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY WONK...

I T S A L L H A P P E N I N G

Hotel rooms, stage rights and directions to the Continental Hyatt House. A retired Band Aid who's luggage is checked aboard tour bus...

S W E L L S A N G E L S

One Birthday, One mexican Fiesta, One hundred chocolate cupcakes, One million and one work commitments and Zero internet. See I have many ex...

B L U E L E O P A R D S

Okay so I know I've given shoulder pads more air time than day time soaps in the 70's but here they are again... Only this time they...

E S S E N T I A L C L A S S I C S

Op shops. What gives! The down lighting, the crammed racks, silky yardage print dresses falling off hangers, the weird smell and ...

M I S S H O M I E

SINCEREST OF APOLOGIES FOR MY LACK OF POSTS, HOW TOTALLY UNCOUTH! THESE ARE MY MICK JAGGER PANTS.  MY WEEKEND WAS SPENT LISTENING TO THE ROL...