C O T O P R I V A D O

I'VE MOMENTARILY SLIPPED BACK TO MY TEXAS COWBOY PHASE THANKS TO THESE HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE PSEUDO-SUEDE HOT PANTS, THEY'RE SUPER CUTE RIET? VERY COUNTRY... VERY PEGGY SUE OR POLLYANNE (ONE WORD) PIGTAILED, PIG FOR A PET, FIRST CAR IS A JOHN DEER KINDA SHORTS. IF ONLY THEY WORKED IN DAY TO DAY LIFE! NOT SURE THESE ARE ERRAND FRIENDLY? WELL. AS THE SAYING GOES, YOU CAN TAKE THE COUNTRY OUT OF THE SHORTS BUT THE SHORTS SHOULD PROBABLY STAY IN THE COUNTRY, OR AT THE VERY LEAST ROADSIDE SPAIN. 

TEE BY ISABEL MARANT. SHORTS BY ZARA. CUFFS BY BUNDA. BOOTIES BY ISABEL MARANT.

S U P E R F I N E

AHHH IS THERE ANYTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SUPER FINE JEWELRY WRAPPED AROUND AND AROUND YOUR BODY? THE NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T AESTHETIC TO JEWELRY DRESSING IS REALLY GETTING ME EXCITED ABOUT ALL THING'S IN MILLIMETERS. IT'S ALSO THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOUR GOLD'S AND SILVER'S WORKING PERFECTLY IN THE SAME OUTFIT. SOMETHING THAT IS QUITE HARD TO PULL OFF UNLESS YOU'RE IN MORE THAN ONE EVENT AT THE OLYMPICS. FROM STACKABLE ARROW RINGS TO PAVE DIAMOND STUDDED SIGNET RINGS, TWO TONE LAYERING NECKLACES TO COLLECTABLE BRUSHED GOLD AND SILVER BANGLES- IF YOU'RE AS EXCITED ABOUT THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE AS I AM, THEN START COLLECTING AT BUNDA BOUTIQUE NOW. I HAVE. 

*BLACK AND WHITE, BACKLIGHT AND FINGER IN MOUTH OPTIONAL

R O O M T W O T W O S E V E N

HOLA CHICA'S! I'M AT THE RITZ IN MADRID AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, LOUNGING AROUND IN THE BEST KNIT I'VE EVER FOUND (SFERA) UNDER HUNDREDS OF METERS OF SILK IN A BED THAT IS NO DOUBT FIT FOR A QUEEN, OR AT THE VERY LEAST MARIAH CAREY- I'M FEELING A WEE BIT RITZY. ALTHOUGH I THINK THAT COME'S WITH THE ROOM IN THE HOTEL WHERE THEY ALWAYS KNOW YOUR NAME, THE HATS ARE FANTASTIC AND THERES GILDED GOLD ASHTRAYS IN THE BATHROOMS....NEED IS SAY MORE?

KNIT BY SFERA. JEWELERY BY BUNDA BOUTIQUE. CIGARETTE BY MARLBORO.

C L I C K O N M E

J U S T D I D I T

IS IT JUST ME OR IS NIKE WOMEN'S TRAINING THE  BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE GYM SINCE SWEAT PROOF DOO RAGS? I'M NOW 100% READY FOR ALL HYPER ACTIVITIES AND APPARENTLY A LITTLE PIG SKIN. CHECK MORE OUT HERE & HERE.

CLOTHING BY NIKE WOMENS TRAINING. WHISTLE BY PRO WHISTLES. CUFFS BY BUNDA BOUTIQUE. RINGS BY YSL. FOOTBALL BY NFL.

J U S T A M I N U T E

I JUST LOVE THE TRENCH COAT. BLACK, NAVY OR NUDE- THERE'S SOMETHING SO NAUGHTY ABOUT IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN TEAMED WITH HYPER-NEOPRENE KNICKERS FROM MY ALL TIME FAVORITE UNDERGARMENT MAGICIANS, AGENT PROVOCATEUR. THIS SET IS SO BRIGHT IT'S ACTUALLY BEST YOU DON'T STARE DIRECTLY AT THEM IN DAYLIGHT UNLESS YOU HAVE CANCER COUNCIL APPROVED SUNGLASSES. I'M HANGING OUT IN THE SOUTH OF SPAIN LISTENING TO A LOT OF THE BLACK KEYS AND I THINK ALL THAT SEXY GUITAR AND WHISTLING IS TO BLAME FOR BASICALLY FLASHING YA'LL INTERNET STYLEY. WELL I'M GONNA PEG IT ON THAT ANYWAYS.

KNICKERS BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR. TRENCH COAT BY MASSIMO DUTTI.

R U E J E A N G O U J O N S

WELL, I'M FINALLY TWENTY-ONE. I'VE HUNG UP MY TEENAGE YEARS FOR A BRAND NEW DECADE, THIS TIME BEING (UNIVERSALLY) LEGAL. AND A LITTLE REGAL. TO MARK THE NOT ENTIRELY WELCOMED OCCASION I DECIDED TO REALLY DRAW IT OUT OVER SEVEN DAYS OF WINE FUELED FUN WITH MY FAVORITE PEOPLE. FROM LONDON TO PARIS, CRAZY HORSE TO CROISSANTS, ISABEL MARANT BLOWOUT'S TO THE ROOFTOP OF THE POMPIDOU I CAN OFFICIALLY DECLARE IT "THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER".  NOW IT'S ALL OVER I CAN DEDICATE MY TIME TO ANTI-AGEING SERUMS AND LOOKING INTO HYPOXI THERAPIES.

1. GILLET BY ZARA. DRESS BY AMBER & THOMAS. BELT HARNESS VINTAGE TIGHTS BY METALICUS. SHOES BY TONY BIANCO.

2.  JACKET BY ELLERY. JUMPER BY ISABEL MARANT. BELT HARNESS VINTAGE. PANTS BY ISABEL MARANT. SHOES BY ISABEL MARANT. DOCTOR BAG BY LOUIS VUITTON.