B U L L S H I T

NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS WILD OL' HAT OTHER THAN I BROUGHT IT THIS MORNING IN THE SUPERMARKET AND IT'S QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF THE GREATEST LEATHER COWBOY HAT'S WITH BULL MOTIF AND CREATIVE STITCH DETAIL I'VE EVER OWNED... OR IS IT THAT IT'S THE ONLY LEATHER COWBOY HAT WITH BULL MOTIF AND CREATIVE STITCH DETAIL I'VE EVER SEEN? EH, WHO CARES. IT'S SO STUPID I LOVE IT. I'M ONE DOUBLE DENIM CLAD COWBOY AND A "JESUS LOVES YOU" BUMPER STICKER AWAY TURNIN' TEXAN. 

HAT FROM "BIG C" SUPERMARKET. SCARF BY ELLERY FOR SPORTSGIRL.

I M M U N I T Y

I'VE ESCAPED TO KOH SAMUI TO HANG WITH MY FAMILY. LAST TIME I WAS ROLLING WITH THE 70'S BUT THIS TIME ROUND I'M GOIN' GYPSY CHIC WITH NOTHING BUT COCONUTS, BLUE SKYES AND HERMES. TIE IT, TWIST IT OR DRAPE IT (BOP IT!) THE ICONIC SCARF IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO PLAY WITH. IT ALSO REMINDS ME OF A REALLY, REALLY CHIC VERSION OF SURVIVOR'S TRIBAL COUNCIL... SANS THE MOST INTENSE HOST ON TELEVISION, JEFF PROBST.

SCARF BY HERMES. BIKINI BY CHLOE.

L E F T R I G H T L E F T

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M HAVING A BIT OF AN ISABEL MARANT MOMENT HERE OUT ON THE BALCONY WHILST WORKING MY NEW FAVORITE ARMY TREND WITH MY NEW FAVORITE PANTS FROM SPORTSGIRL. THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT DESERT STORM AND A WHOLE LOTTA COMMANDO (JUST HOLD THE CAMO). THEY ARE THE GREATEST THING'S I'VE FOUND IN A WHILE AND AT $79.95 I SUGGEST YOU GO AND GET YOURSELF A PAIR AND JOIN MY PLATOON...SOLDIER.

SHIRT BY ZARA. FUR & BELT VINTAGE. PANTS BY SPORTSGIRL.

G E T T I N G B E L T E D

NOTHING SAY'S 90'S POP LIKE THREE BELTS AND A MIDRIFF... AM I RIGHT LADIES? DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST THROW IT ALL IN AND BECOME A POPSTAR FOR A DAY? JUST TO GET DRESSED IN A WORLD WHERE DETACHABLE CUFF'S ARE NOT ONLY ACCEPTED BUT APPLAUDED AND WHERE NOTHING SAY'S COOL LIKE BELL BOTTOMS AND SWAROVSKI. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I CAN CERTAINLY APPRECIATE A GREAT PAIR OF NEON REFLECTIVE JEANS (WITH MATCHING BRA AND SWEAT BANDS) AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL AND WILL NEVER (EVER) GROW TIRED OF GAFFA TAPE BEING APPLIED AS DECORATION...I'M TALKING TO YOU NELLY FURTADO. SAME GOES FOR WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IS ELECTRICAL TAPE  MOONLIGHTING AS NIPPLE COVERS- HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU PINK. THIS LOOK IS ALL ABOUT SELLING SEX, WEARING YOUR (HE)ART ON YOUR HIPS AND BEING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A TEEN-SATION. 

TEE BY AMERICAN APPAREL. BELTS VINTAGE. JEAN'S BY ALEXANDER WANG.