Wednesday, 27 January 2010

H O L A C H I C A


I THINK IM ONE TACO AWAY FROM LOOKING TOTALLY CALLIENTE! HOW GREAT IS THIS MEXICAN NIGHTY!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO BE BACKLIT FOR LIFE AND WEAR DEAD FLOWERS IN MY HAIR AND SAY THINGS LIKE OYE CHICO YO DESEO UN BURRITO!! THIS PEEK-A-BOO BAD BOY BELONGS TO MI AMIGO DALLAS WHO FOUND IT SOMEWHERE SOUTH OF THE BOARDER. YO LO ADORO! OKAY, I'LL STOP WRITING NOW AS I'VE RUN OUT OF SPANISH PUNS.


NIGHTY UNKNOWN. RINGS BY D_LUXE & VINTAGE.

D O W N W A R D D O G


AHHH NOTHING LIKE A LATE AFTERNOON WALK THROUGH THE LONG SWAYING GRASS OF C. PARK. VERY VERY PICTURESQUE. THAT'S WHAT MY FRIEND MR. DARREN McDONALD OF PHOTOGRAPHY BLOG COLDAM.COM AND I THOUGHT... THAT IS UNTIL THE DOG IN PICTURE TWO DECIDED TO POUNCE US FROM BEHIND.  AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT DOG WAS HUGE- AND NOT LIKE HOW YOUR UNCLE SAYS THE FISH HE CAUGHT TEN YEARS AGO IS HUGE, LIKE I MEAN....HUGE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART WAS? GOING FROM STANDING TO FOETAL IN LESS THAT FIVE SECONDS OR BEING IN THE FOETAL POSITION WAITING FOR DARLING DARREN TO DECIDING WHETHER TO PROTECT OR PHOTOGRAPH. HE DID A LITTLE OF BOTH AND WE LEFT WITH THESE PHOTOS, AN ITCH FROM THE GRASS AND A NEW FOUND FEAR OF UNLEASHED DAWGS. BUT I LOVE THEM AND I KIND OF LOVE THE STORY TOO.









SINGLET BY BASSIKE. SHORTS VINTAGE. DOG UNTRAINED.

Sunday, 24 January 2010

O H D E V E N D R A




LAST NIGHT WAS SPENT SEEING/FALLING IN LOVE WITH MR. DEVENDRA BANHART & CO. PLAYING AT THE METRO THEATRE AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERY GIRL THERE WHEN I SAY WE ALL WANT TO HAVE YOUR LONG HAIRED CHINESE CHILDREN. IT WAS ALL BEARDS, BOPPIN' AND GUITARS AND A LITTLE SPANISH TO BOOT. OH DEVENDRA, YOU'RE SUCH A FOX. HERE'S THE FIRST FIVE OF HIS NEW ALBUM "WHAT WILL WE BE". SWOON.


Wednesday, 6 January 2010

T R O P I C T H U N D E R



NOW USUALLY MIDRIFFS AND GOLD SPANGLED ORANGE ARE TWO THINGS I STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM A. BECAUSE WHO THE HELL WEARS OR OWNS GOLD SPANGLED ORANGE? AND B. BECAUSE UNLESS YOU'RE CHER OR CHRISTINA AGULIRA, MIDRIFFS ARE KINDA WRONG - BUT IF YOU CAN'T DO IT IN THE TROPICS THEN WHEN THE HELL CAN YOU? PLUS THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKING THAT TAN POP ESPECIALLY IF IT'S MISSONI. A LITTLE TOP KNOT HERE AND POLY/VISCOSE KNIT THERE IS A SURE FIRE WAY TO GET SEVENTIES BEACH CHIC. 


SINGLET BY BASSIKE. PANTS BY MISSONI. RINGS BY YSL AND T&CO.






Friday, 1 January 2010

N E W D E C A D E


POOL TOYS, PADDLE BOARDS, MONKEYS, MASSAGES, SUNSET MARGARITAS, COCONUTS, 50+ AND HOURS DRIVING ROUND AND ROUND THE ISLAND IN A CAR THAT ONLY PLAYS AN OLD  BEE GEE'S CD- AND NOT EVEN ONE WITH ANY HITS... NEEDLESS TO SAY WE'VE ALL BEEN DOING A LOT OF "JIVE TALKIN". IT'S SPENCER FAMILY HOLIDAY TIME, YO! TWO WEEKS HAVE BEEN SPENT READING ENOUGH CRIME NOVELS IN SUCCESSION TO GIVE MYSELF DREAMS ABOUT CUTTING OFF MY OWN FINGERS AND RECOVERING/AVOIDING GOING BACK TO THE MOST INTENSE YOGA CLASS I'VE EVER BEEN TO WITH A COWBOY NAMED HARRISON. I LOVE ISLAND LIFE! I'M ALL BUT READY TO TRADE IT ALL IN FOR A HUT AND A COCONUT PHONE. ALTHOUGH I THINK I'D MISS DRESSING UP AS IT'S FAR TOO HOT TO BE MAKIN' ANY NOTE WORTHY OUTFITS BUT HERE'S MY NEW FAVORITE TWIST ON A PLAIN OL' TEE AND THE FIRST FOOL PROOF DIY FOR 2010, NO NEEDLES REQUIRED JUST DRAPE, TUCK AND WEAR LIKE BELOW IN MY BOYFRIEND'S TEE AND A SAMPLE PAIR OF 4TH AND BLEEKER GOLDEN SHORTIES... COMING SOON. HAPPY NEW YEAR!