M I C R O B O C K I N G

PANTS… WHO NEEDS EM! SUMMER’S COME A KNOCKIN’ AND TO CELEBRATE THE MERCURY RISING I’VE GONE FOR THE OLD CROCHET KNICKERBOCKERS, (READ: KNICKERBOCKERS AS A POLITE SYNONYM FOR TINY, TINY PANTS) I THINK THE KEY TO MICROBOCKS IS GETTING TOP HEAVY. SO WEAR YOUR HAT, WEAR YOUR JEWELS, WEAR SOME SLEEVES. WE’RE GOING STREAKING! WELL MY LEGS ARE ANYWAY.

F A S T L O V E

TAKE ME BACK TO THE DAYS OF BIANCA JAGGER AND POOL SIDE PARTIES, I'M ALL ABOUT THE SEVENTIES RIGHT NOW. IN SPIRIT OF THIS- HERE'S A LITTLE PAIR OF GUCCI HOMME PANTS I PICKED UP... COULD THEY BE ANYMORE FANTASTIC? THEY'RE SO INCREDIBLY DOPE THAT AT FIRST GLANCE THEY CAN BE TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR DOWN RIGHT OFFENSIVE. THEY SCREAM CHEESY, BUT VINTAGE CHEESE IS IN RIGHT? WHO CARES! I'M BUYING INTO IT. I'M GROOVY LIKE THAT. THEY GO PERFECTLY WITH MY EQUALLY RETARDED EMMA COOK BURGUNDY PONY SKINS AND A WHAT DOESN'T GO WELL WITH A FOX (CUE FLYING BUCKET OF BLOOD) MATCHY MATCHY'S NEVER LOOKED SO FLY.

I C E C O L D B A B Y

HERE I AM THROWING SOME FAUX-GROOVINESS YOUR WAY WITH A LITTLE WASHED SILK AND FUR. IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE COMING IN OR COMING OUT- IT'S TRANS SEASONAL TIME YO!  WHICH MEANS IT'S WARM ENOUGH TO SHOW A LITTLE AND WINDY ENOUGH TO DUST OFF YOUR FURS (OR LET YOUR HAIR WHIP IT- ALTHOUGH IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT I SUGGEST SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR AS MINE ALMOST BLEW MY DAMN CORNEAS IN THE PROCESS) IT'S A LAYER FRIENDLY TIME AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE WAY TO GET TO IT. JUMP IN. GROOVE OUT. SUMMER/WINTERS COMING.