D O I T Y O U R S E L F

HERE IS MY TRIBUTE DRESS TO MICHAEL JACKSON (CUE CROTCH GRAB, SHRILL SCREAM AND LOOK LEFT) THE ONLY MAN I KNOW THAT LOOKS BETTER WITH AN APPLIQUE THAN WITHOUT AND DEFINITELY THE ONLY MAN I KNOW THAT DOES LOOK TOTALLY AWESOME GRABBING HIS "SMOOTH CRIMINAL" IN PUBLIC. NOW IT TAKES QUITE AN OCCASION TO GET ME IN A DRESS, LET A LONE CRAFT ONE OUT OF FRINGE AND A GARMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESTAINED FOR THE POLE. (CUE SHRILL SCREAM, CROTCH GRAB, THRUST AND LOOK RIGHT) IT SURPRISINGLY DIDN'T TAKE LONG AT ALL AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT QUICKER IF HALFWAY THROUGH I DIDN'T PUT DOWN MY NEEDLE AND THREAD WITH THE FEAR THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS LOOKING A LITTLE LESS MJ AND A LOT MORE LIKE MICHELLE QUAN AT THE 98' WINTER OLYMPICS. MICHELLE IF YOU'RE READING THIS WHO'S BAD? IM BAD...AND NOW RAMBLING. ANYWHO ENJOY. (CROTCH GRAB)

J U N G L E F E V E R

OKAY. SO THIS IS MY FIRST "DAY OFF" IN ALMOST TWO WEEKS. IN EXCHANGE FOR FOURTEEN DAYS OF WORKIN IT' I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY WONKY FOOT, SORE CALF MUSCLE, CHEST INFECTION, BIGGER BANK BALANCE AND A STALE BLOG. RIDDLE ME THAT! ANYWHO IM BACK AND I HAVE MISSED YOU.

ALONG THE WAY I HAVE PICKED UP A FEW NEW FAVORITE THINGS TO SHOW YOU

1. PONY SKIN LEOPARD ANKLE BOOTIES. 

I spotted them in a terrible shoe shop and prior to my handling had hideous leather and buckle detailing which I turned inside out and stuffed inside the shoe. An act that warranted a sour glare from the sales assistant. They best bit is that they only cost me $70, the worst bit is that they FEEL like $70. Two hours tops and I'm about ready to wear birkenstocks.

2. JEWELLARY

Which is not something I usually dig on but I have been getting J-Lo on the shit. The tackier it is, the more I like it. Mixed in with the amazing jewellery my parents give me it totally works- But please notify me when I look a little less Rachel Zoe and a little more like one of those ladies you see at the airport in a full face of makeup and a juicy couture tracksuit. 

3. PANTS

But thats nothing new is it. I whipped up the ones I've got on in about ten minutes and they cost me about $12. Recession friendly pants. 

4. WHOEVER YOU ARE by GEGGY TAH. 

I T S A L L H A P P E N I N G

Hotel rooms, stage rights and directions to the Continental Hyatt House. A retired Band Aid who's luggage is checked aboard tour bus's of America from City to city with a real name and age unknown to most, she is my favorite character of all time. Now- This does not mean I'll be trading in my Balenciaga for a medical kit any time soon as I'm 100% sure being Russell Hammond's sometimes lover and sold for a case of beer is not something I would do very well with. But lets face it. Who would! Anyway the point I'm trying to get at is: Here are my Penny Lane pants I made last week. At the moment I'm all about hat's, Old white singlets, Velvet and studs.  It's all happening.