D O I T Y O U R S E L F

HERE IS MY TRIBUTE DRESS TO MICHAEL JACKSON (CUE CROTCH GRAB, SHRILL SCREAM AND LOOK LEFT) THE ONLY MAN I KNOW THAT LOOKS BETTER  WITH  AN A...

J U N G L E F E V E R

OKAY. SO THIS IS MY FIRST "DAY OFF" IN ALMOST TWO WEEKS. IN EXCHANGE FOR FOURTEEN DAYS OF WORKIN IT' I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY WONK...

I T S A L L H A P P E N I N G

Hotel rooms, stage rights and directions to the Continental Hyatt House. A retired Band Aid who's luggage is checked aboard tour bus...